thesanityclause:

I have a real phobia about buying deli meat because you have to interact directly with a person but I’m slowly getting over it and then today I had to do it again and the guy was being all creepy so I had to pull the “I’m super into girls” card and the hope leaving his face was a little sad. But I didn’t feel bad when his next question was “Have you thought about switching?” and my response was “No, have you?”

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helpfvl:

me on the first day of school: i have my pencil and tears ready 

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suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

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leaveyourkeyinthemailb0x:

see that girl you just called a lesbian? is she? can you help me get her number?

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punkkidcatholic:

if yr atheism involves belittling people’s faith and attempting to prove to everyone that god doesn’t exist don’t talk to me don’t come near me don’t breathe on me thanks

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parkingstrange:

how I react when people I don’t like try talking to me
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